September 2012
I don’t want to feel anything anymore.
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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1:55
August 2012
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you're anon.
Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by June 38th, 2910 will be sent into the Hunger Games, and be forced to fight against eachother until the last URL wins.
the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
“[I think the world
is a desperate
element. It would have us
calm it,
receive it.] Therefore this
is what I
must ask you
to imagine: wind;
the moment
when the wind
drops; and grapes,
which are nothing,
which break
in your hands.” —Jorie Graham, from “Scirocco”
is a desperate
element. It would have us
calm it,
receive it.] Therefore this
is what I
must ask you
to imagine: wind;
the moment
when the wind
drops; and grapes,
which are nothing,
which break
in your hands.” —Jorie Graham, from “Scirocco”
Man there’s never a bad time to listen to Sufjan Stevens
